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Calling Cards

19th century? Not sure when this is from, but it’s definitely cooler than the pickup lines we get to hear nowadays…

Apparently bad pick-up lines existed in all centuries. But at least these ones abide by propriety and decorum. I’d think twice before I scoffed at a guy if he talked to me like this. It’d be a nice change from the “Hey baby” default most morons select instead.

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